The ten (real) reasons why I am not rich yet

 This is a more in-your-face list of the reasons that I am not rich. It's definitely a lot more hard-hitting than the last list that I made, but I was hoping that I could "jolt" myself into success this way. Wanting to be wealthy is only a recent dream of mine, but one that fills me with purpose and drive. Here is the list:

• You live like the richest king in history while offering nothing in return.
• You get paid to live like a bum.
• You enjoy being treated like a pariah. 
• You're afraid of women. 
• You have low risk tolerance. 
• You have low pain tolerance. 
• In real terms, you're ahead of 99% of Earth's population.
• You can't take criticism. 
• You are afraid of ridicule. 
• You're secretly hoping you'll be killed.
• (bonus) You're afraid that if you get to rich, you'll become inaccessible, aloof. 
• (bonus) You're post-money. Money has lost its meaning to you.

These are just the ones that I could think of in the moment. I'm working on some others as well. I'll see what I can do for the next list.