My top ten strengths (and weaknesses)

 These are the top ten strengths and advantages that I possess as a person, which I can use to bring about success in my own life and the lives of others. It's important for me to be able to know what my strengths are, because in the long run my greatest advantages will come from the things that I'm naturally good at. In no particular order, here's the list:

• I read, write and speak English fluently. 
• I read, write and speak at a college level. 
• I have never been to jail or prison. 
• I have never fathered a child out of wedlock. 
• I have the skill of writing long and short books. 
• I'm anachronistic (a blessing and a curse). 
• I'm good at not getting into overdraft (now, that is!).
• I'm debt-free. 
• I have owned a business before. 
• I have a high appetite for risk (in the right situations).
• (bonus) I'm miraculously healthy; mentally, physically, spiritually, financially and emotionally. 

That's the list. I'm moving away from colored text, because I know that a lot of my readers won't be able to see the text for one reason or another. It's tough to discipline myself like this, but I guess it's better for my viewers. 

Here are my top ten weaknesses. In no particular order. It's important to have a good sense of your strengths and weaknesses in order to go for success. Here is the list:

• I'm naturally unpopular. 
• I have a "past".
• I'm a "40 Year Old Virgin".
• My college degree is unaccredited.
• I am not good at earning money. 
• I only know one language fluently. 
• I've never made more than 10K in a year, except once.
• I've worked only 2.5 years total my entire life. 
• I'm disabled (for real).
• I'm a victim of gangstalking. 
• (bonus) I have a painful injury. 

These are the biggest ones that I could think of. Maybe I'm missing some. I had to add the injury one at the end, because it is painful and it does affect how I live.