Ten ways that Disability prepares you for being rich

 I have been on welfare, basically every day of my life. It's a lifestyle for me. I've never had to work. Pretty much every bill I've ever had was paid for by someone else. Here are the top ten reasons why being on Disability prepares you for being rich.

• It teaches you to live beneath your means.
• Everyone envies you as if you were a billionaire. 
• You are the only one you know who has time. 
• You have time for personal development/ reading. 
• You have rock-solid health insurance. 
• It's easier to get out of debt. 
• You have a stable income. 
• You can get high-quality housing.
• You can avoid vices more easily.
• It's like having a permanent, heavenly emergency fund. FU money. 

These are just the issues that I was able to discern. Looking at my life, it seems as though I was blessed. To this day, I've never had a corn on my foot, nor a bunion. I get up literally every day and my only thought is: What do I want to do to today?