Ten sneaky ways to trick yourself into becoming successful

 These are ten sneaky, underhanded ways to trick yourself into becoming successful. Success is not easy, fun, or even natural. Mediocrity is the norm. That's what people want to see. If you want to be successful,  you will have to go against human nature, against every instinct in your body. Success is unnatural. This is the list:

• Do nothing until you hit rock bottom (then stay there for a few years).
• Learn a new recipe or a new skill you've always wanted to learn. 
• Just do the best you can, where you are, with what you have, and forget the rest. 
• Be successful in every way besides compensation. 
• Tweet a billionaire. 
• Register a business and write a business plan. 
• Come up with a plan so complete and well-written that it cannot possibly fail. 
• Write a book on how to become successful, from homelessness. 
• Watch a Youtube video (any subject, including cats).
• Record your eulogy and write your epitaph. 
• (bonus) Do everything excluding becoming successful. 

I added in a bonus tip at the end. These are in no particular order. My favorite one is to just do the best you can with what you have. That encapsulates this entire list, really. It's sort of a meta skill that everyone should have. Like Art Williams said: "All you  can do is all you can do. But all you can do is enough."