Ten reasons not to commit suicide

February 28th was the 5-year anniversary of the day when someone close to me committed suicide. It wasn't totally unexpected, but still a surprise. Here are ten reasons why someone should not commit suicide:

• People don't miss people that much in real life.
• You're forfeiting 40 to 60 years of life. Is what happened worth more than 60 years of life?
• Suicide is never simple or easy.
• Suicide is extremely painful.
• Suicide creates more problems. 
• Suicide doesn't solve anything.
• The painful parts of life can be fun.
• The people around you don't want you to live a happy life.
• Every day it gets a little easier (life satisfaction peaks at 80).
• The tools used to commit suicide cost a lot of money and are difficult to obtain.
• (bonus) If you kill yourself, it means that you're extremely successful. 

These are the ten main ones that I came up with. Let me know what you think.